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et's
get one thing straight, right from the get-go: Renee
Zellwegger is not, I repeat, not Bridget Jones.
This is not meant, in any way, to fault Zellwegger's abilities as
an actress. She's really quite good, and her performance is consistently
impressive throughout Sharon Maguire's film adaptation of the best-selling
book.
The fact remains, Bridget Jones is simply a literary character of
such enormity and importance that she cannot be forcefully assimilated
into any one actress's frame. Zellwegger is not Bridget Jones, anymore
than you could say that Basil Rathbone was Sherlock Holmes, or Sean
Connery was James Bond. The on-screen characters' size and scope
ultimately renders any acting skills, however skilful, insufficient.
Bridget Jones rivals such other great characters of film and print
for one reason, a reason that one does not have to be single, overweight,
British, or even female to comprehend: Women just relate to Bridget.
She is Everywoman or, at the very least, Everywoman during
some point in her life. It's that point in life where the entire
surrounding world seems frighteningly absurd, a juncture of existence
chock full of New Year's resolutions broken, of smug couples and
the unfathomable torture of their holiday parties, of idiotically
childish parents, of late-night TV, and self-help books about lascivious
men and silly men and infantile men.
To live like Bridget Jones is to gather with friends to obsess over
your vile twit of a boyfriend. It is to worry at nights about dying
alone and being found, months later, half-eaten by an Alsatian.
It is to stew over your "status": irrevocably and damnably single.
Some women, of course, do not relate to Bridget at all. If they
ever wanted a man, they drove their hooks into him early, and skipped
the single life entirely, except perhaps for that short feminist
excursion in college. To these women, and to many men, the neurotic
power of author Helen Fielding's creation is difficult to understand.
Why, they ask, does Bridget obsess so much about things so ridiculously
small? Why does she tabulate calories, cigarettes, lottery tickets,
alcohol units, etc. in such hideous complexity? Why can't she just
take control of her life and stop defrosting chocolate croissants?
Some women relate to Bridget in the most powerful of ways, recognizing
at once her description of the worst bits of being a singleton (as
Bridget calls them), just as they creep closer to (or past) the
age of thirty. (Thirty is when all of the Bridgets of the world
find themselves inducted into the knitting circle of eternal spinsterhood.)
The irony of it all is, Bridget Jones has plenty more to say about
modern men than she does about women.
The escapist film adaptation seems to recognize this fact
perhaps because director Sharon Maguire was the inspiration for
one of the book's foul-mouthed singletons, Sharon (or, as fans will
doubtless remember her, "Shazzer").
It's a funny adaptation, and quite charming, but it follows a more
hackneyed romantic-comedy script than it should. A significant part
of the charm of Helen Fielding's Bridget is the fact that almost
every mistake is repeated, usually more than once, and bad choices
seem to make quite a lot of sense when understood from Bridget's
perspective (NB: The film omits one of the funniest characters from
the novel Bridget's insane grandmother). There is, unfortunately,
insufficient space in a 97-minute film for a full portrait of the
complex Bridget, and the book's moments of sheer loneliness
drinking alone, eating alone, watching bad TV alone, don't'
get communicated on the big screen.
Still, Maguire deals more extensively with the two men who joust
for Bridget's affections: her lecher of a boss, Daniel Cleaver (Hugh
Grant), and the stolid, conservative, intelligent barrister Mark
Darcy (Colin Firth).
A Good Man Is Hard to Find
The men in Bridget's life sum up the inevitable choice of a singleton
on one hand, the unreliable and suavely egotistical (but
always passionate) Cleaver, whose penchant for intra-office romance
is positively Clintonesque, and on the other, the less-than-flashy
Darcy. In The Edge of Reason, Fielding's sequel to her original
book/diary, Bridget is astounded to discover that Darcy votes Tory
(the horror!).
When one is a singleton, the population of available men often dwindles
to the few who are either frighteningly boring or career womanizers;
members of that rare breed of available "nice guys" are nowhere
to be found all of them are either married, uninterested,
or gay. And sometimes they're all three.
If there is one thing that Bridget Jones recognizes more than anything
else, it's that, for those women who do not enjoy the prospects
of single life, it has become increasingly difficult to find a nice
guy, let alone an attractive one.
Forget about debonair knights in shining armor; women of today have
been forced, through the harsh reality of the relationship scene,
to lower their standards to the point where they'll accept just
about any fellow who can stand on his two feet without falling over
or vomiting on his shoes. Sometimes they'll even settle for overgrown
fratboys. Or they'll try to find a substitute for men entirely
Bridget makes such an attempt with her career, first in publishing,
then on television, but runs into some difficulties. Her list of
objectives before an office party is a good illustration:
Monday 17 April
Am going to work out clear set of objectives
Not to get too pissed.
To aim to meet people to network with
To put the social skills from the article into action
To make Daniel think I have inner poise and want to get off with
me again. No. No. (crossed out)
To meet and sleep with sex god. (crossed out)
To make interesting contacts in the publishing world, possibly even
other professions in order to find new career.
Oh God. Do not want to go to scary party. Want to stay home with
bottle of wine and watch Eastenders.
Bridget's determination to not "sulk about having no boyfriend,
but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman
of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain
boyfriend" is admirable. But the pickings are thin.
Through no fault of her own, Bridget and women like her live in
a period of time where, if nice guys are scarce, gentlemen have
been hunted down to extinction. The true reason that many women
empathize with Bridget Jones isn't just because of the embarrassing
social situations, the cliquish infighting among friends, or the
loneliness of single life, but that they recognize the painful reality
of her situation. The number of available men who exemplify masculine
ideals and gentlemanly conduct are few and far between. And regardless
of the reasons for such a famine, until a significant number of
men begin to change, to stand up on their own two feet and treat
the fairer sex with respect and honor, the population of Bridget
Joneses will surely increase, with no end in sight.
Bridget, like Diogenes before her, is just a nice girl desperately
searching the world for an honest man or, in this case, the
last gentleman.
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