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 addy,
we saw a naked lady!" That was the first significant on-screen dialog
ever spoken by the actress Mary
Stuart Masterson (as little Kim Eberhardt in The Stepford Wives).
Don't expect any such excitement from Ms. Masterson's new TV show,
Kate Brasher (Saturdays, CBS). Billed as an "inspirational
family drama," Kate Brasher does everything it can to deliver
on the grim threat implicit in those three sinister words.
Kate, we are told, is a "loving, hardworking mom who will do anything
to give her kids every advantage." This, presumably, is why she
decided to name her second son, Elvis. When we first meet her, she
is a feisty waitress in a LA diner, making jokes about the eatery's
pizza and tipping food into the lap of a lecherous customer. And
this is not Ms. Brasher's only job. After hours, she works as a
cleaner at a bowling alley. With her two boys, Daniel and the unfortunate
Elvis, to support, Kate seems to exist in near Joad-like poverty
(a sub-plot in the first episode revolves around Daniel secretly
buying Elvis a pair of socks), although she does manage to decorate
her apartment with a certain austere Pottery Barn chic and drive
a vintage Volvo.
Failure on this scale takes some explaining in the prosperous America
of the last ten years. This show does not try. To start with, it
is simply mis-cast. To play a convincing hardscrabble mom, you have
to have a convincing hardscrabble face. Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne
Barr come to mind. Played by the attractive Ms. Masterson, an actress
with the refined looks of the fourth generation Wellesley alumna
that she is, it is simply not credible that this bright, articulate
woman is unable to have gotten herself a better job. Maybe Kate's
ex-husband, Al, is to blame. He is long gone, of course, and so
is any realistic hope of child support. In a brief phone call during
the first episode, Al reveals himself as the formulaic male of contemporary
drama, shifty, evasive, and exploitative.
Oh yes, this is going to be a family show all right, but one where
there is no room for dad. And that little omission should, also,
give Touched By An Angel fans and other traditionalists a
clue as to the "inspirational" nature of the show. While it is true
that Kate does turn to random sentences of the Bible for fortune
cookie-style advice, she ultimately finds her salvation in the here
and now. She becomes a social worker with a local community center,
the nauseatingly named Brothers Keepers. It is a career move that
should tell everyone everything they need to know about the series'
ideological leaning
This
job change is triggered by dark dealings at the bowling alley. The
boss, a man, turns out to be shifty, evasive, and exploitative,
and he tries to cheat his all-female workforce out of their hard-earned
wages. Kate turns to Brothers Keepers for help. When she shows up
at the community center for the first time, its premises are bustling
in that purposeful, important way that Hollywood uses to show organizations
of which it approves. The staff are harried and under pressure
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it is true that Kate does turn to random sentences of
the Bible for fortune cookie-style advice, she ultimately
finds her salvation in the here and now. |
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as they nobly attempt to repair the shattered lives of their clients.
Joe Almeida (Hector Elizondo), director of the center, does, however
find time to shout at a couple of property developers, who are portrayed
in the way that Hollywood uses to show people of which it disapproves
(WASPy, smartly dressed). He also participates in a sting operation
against another shifty, evasive, and exploitative male, on this
occasion, yes, you guessed it, a deadbeat dad.
Eventually, Kate manages to attract the attention of Abbie Schaeffer,
one of the center's in-house lawyers. In a move that could have
saved this miserably uplifting show Abbie is played by Rhea Perlman,
Carla from Cheers. At last, a heart of stone. But it is not
to be. Despite a few flashes of the old venom, Abbie is no Carla.
What's more, she manages to help the women of the bowling alley
prevail over their evil employer. In the meantime, Kate solves the
mystery of a deranged old lady, who (wisely, given the quality of
the scriptwriters) has been hanging around the center refusing to
speak to anyone. This success convinces Joe to offer our heroine
a job at $500 per week as a trainee social worker. This is, apparently,
a pay cut for the struggling waitress, but even though she needs
every last dollar for her children, she decides to accept. Well,
what else can we expect from a woman who, according to the promotional
literature for the series, "remains steadfast in her belief that,
no matter what, the universe will provide"?
With Kate installed as a social worker, the program can follow a
comfortably predictable path. Brasher home life will be heart-warming,
but ostentatiously impoverished (Week 2's crisis involved the affordability
of dessert topping). Beyond Kate's immediate family, men will continue
to be shifty, evasive, and exploitative. Just so that viewers did
not forget the crimes of this ghastly gender, the second episode
featured a divorcing husband attempting to swindle his soon to be
ex-wife. She, of course, was about to be made homeless, while he
was attempting to hide $95,000 in salary. The main exceptions to
this rule of male nastiness are likely to be either men like Joe
Almeida, who are left-wing and at least vaguely "ethnic" or, as
an alternative, those guys fortunate enough to have some redeeming
disability. We were allowed, after a while, to come to like the
tetchy dad of hyperactive Simon, but only after we discovered that
the lucky fellow was blind.
Hyperactive Simon? Oh, he was an artistically gifted ten-year-old,
who ran around the center at great speed and painted murals. Simon
was also the subject of a sub-plot about Ritalin-doping by our schools
system. To be fair, that was a refreshing subject for this show
to take on, but its impact was somewhat diluted by the humiliation
of Elvis. Elvis is a smart kid, and finds his English teacher hopelessly
inadequate. We are told that he should not complain. In a way that
bears some resemblance to the treatment of Simon, Elvis is coerced
into shutting up. He comes to accept that the teacher has more important
work to do than worry about the needs of her more clever pupils.
An embarrassing public apology ensues, and the show has reinforced
its anti-elitist credentials.
Hyperactive Simon was more fortunate. Gloria, the rich lady performing
community service at Brothers Keepers, was able to pull strings
with the lieutenant governor and get him placed in a school for
the gifted. However, this is not a show that likes the wealthy.
Gloria is a caricature plutocrat straight out of the pages of Trotsky,
a domineering, insensitive woman with no practical skills. Her one
good deed is quickly canceled out by her sneering refusal to have
anything to do with the center once her sentence has concluded.
As she leaves, an angry Joe Almeida is quoting Malcolm X.
Well, we should not be surprised. Ms. Masterson is one of these
actresses who like to see themselves as "activists." She has been
quoted as saying that there is a political agenda to the series.
Indeed there is, but does it have to be quite so dull?
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