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How to Be ‘Smaht’

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As a radio talk-show host, I have to sound as if I know and understand everything happening in America’s political and civic life and have some pithy observation upon the subject. In reality, I can barely tell a CR from a DH (one bats from the left side of the plate, right?) and spent weeks thinking the “Ryan Plan” was the sequel to The Sum Of All Fears.

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— Michael Graham is author of That’s No Angry Mob, That’s My Mom.

Michael Graham — Michael Graham was born in Los Angeles and raised in South Carolina. A graduate of Oral Roberts University, he worked as a stand-up comedian before beginning his political career as ...

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