The Oakland Police Department issued an apology for warning people not to drive drunk on Cinco de Mayo — because apparently, even acknowledging the fact that people often do drink on Cinco de Mayo is racist against Mexicans.
It’s important to note that there was was absolutely nothing offensive about the warning. In fact, its second sentence actually reminded everyone that “historically, the fifth of May commemorates Mexico’s 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War” before explaining that that since “present-day celebrations often lead to drunk driving,” there would be increased DUI enforcement on the road, and people should remember to arrange safe transportation if they planned to celebrate.
After all — PC or not — people do get drunk on Cinco de Mayo. Saying so isn’t “politically incorrect” — it’s stating a fact. And in any case, who could get mad about a warning that there would be more cops on the road?
Well . . . apparently enough people to prompt the department to issue this apology:
The Oakland Police Department would like to apologize for the recent press release addressing traffic safety enforcement during the Cinco de Mayo holiday. We acknowledge that the language in the message sent was completely insensitive to the cultural holiday. We have worked extensively to build trust with all our communities and value the amazing cultures that make up the heart of our City. We are taking appropriate steps to insure that this does not happen again. Our intentions were to raise awareness about drunk driving and notify the community of traffic safety during the important holiday. As for every holiday and celebration, we want to remind everyone to celebrate responsibly and safely.
Yep, that’s right, folks — the actual police are very sorry that they tried to prevent drunk-driving related deaths, injuries and arrests. After all, the PC police are much more important than they are.
— Katherine Timpf is a reporter for National Review Online.