The Man Who Couldn’t Be Borked
Let me just say at the outset that Harriet Miers seems to be a very nice lady. Moreover, it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that she’s a very good lawyer. ...
Bennett, Outed
Bill Bennett, radio host and veteran of multiple Republican administrations, caused quite a stir when he suggested last week that crime rates would go down if all the black babies ...
It’s a Trip Just to Be Nominated
Nominated for an Emmy this year, I went to the show and thought I’d share the experience. But first I should explain that much like the Olympics, the World Series, ...
So You Think You Can Nuance?
I guess it was only a matter of time before this happened: The Left is now blaming President Bush for the weather. Specifically they’re claiming that the current heat wave ...
Holing Court
I’ve decided to support President Bush’s nomination of John Roberts to the U.S. Supreme Court because he’s a proven consensus builder: Both Ann Coulter and People For the American Way ...
Proposed Response
TO: Al Qaeda
FROM: London
RE: Bombings
Ever heard of a guy named Churchill? We’ve been bombed before…worse than this…by a better man than you…and guess what, you filthy ...
Amnesty Irrational
Amnesty International is at it again. But don’t panic: It’s not time for another Sting benefit concert. No, I refer here to their recent pronouncement that the Abu Ghraib and ...
The Drudgery Report
Democrats like to call themselves the party of ideas. But what they don’t usually tell you is that since taking their place on the Endangered Species List of political parties ...
Quid Pro Life
Ever go to a yard sale and try to buy a single item, only to be told that you also have to buy one or more additional items along with ...
Pull The Tube
It’s a classic American archetype: father and son gazing upon the fruit of a lifetime of toil, each contemplating mortality and the legacy each generation bequeaths the next. With a ...