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Mascot Fired For Not Being Fat Enough

English soccer team Bradford City F.C. fired the man who played its mascot, the “City Gent”, because he lost too much weight. Since 1994, Lenny Berry has played the “jolly, ...

Ready, Set . . . Mow

Thirty-five drivers. Eighteen races. Three classes. It can only be the British Lawn Mower Racing Association Championship. For safety reasons, all blades were removed. Guess that’s what some of us dream about when ...

Brazilian Soccer Referee Beheaded

Horrible: A Brazilian soccer referee was beheaded by spectators after he fatally stabbed a player. Referee Octavio da Silva had apparently stabbed player Josenir dos Santos during an argument at a game ...

David Moyes New Man U Manager

David Moyes has been appointed the new manager of Manchester United, beginning July 1st, on a six-year contract. The 50-year-old Glaswegian has been long admired by Sir Alex Ferguson, who ...

Champions League Semi-Finals Preview

On Friday, the draws for UEFA’s Champions League semifinals pitted Bayern Munich against Barcelona, and Real Madrid against Borussia Dortmund. Come May 25th, London’s Wembley Stadium will host either an ...