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Covert Ops – Obama Style

It appears that, by inserting a White House lawyer with no intelligence experience at the CIA, President Obama is shifting the agency’s mission from the penetration of secrets to the secrets of penetration. From

The CIA’s new deputy director has an unusual resume: President Barack Obama on Wednesday nominated a woman who previously hosted “Erotica Nights” at a Baltimore bookstore, during which she would light candles and read erotic prose to her guests.

Avril Danica Haines, deputy assistant to the president and deputy counsel for national security affairs, will soon begin her work as the first female deputy CIA director, replacing Michael Morell. While working in the White House, Haines approved many of the CIA’s covert actions.

But after she was nominated to become the CIA’s new deputy director, surprising details about her previous employment emerged. About 20 years ago, Haines dropped out of graduate school at Johns Hopkins University and opened an erotic bookstore, which she called Adrian’s Book Café, The Daily Beast reports.

The Baltimore bookstore regularly featured “Erotica Nights”, during which Haines would light candles, serve dinner and feature readings of erotic prose. The events cost $17 for singles and $30 for couples.

In an interview with the Baltimore Sun, Haines said she was initially worried that only “dirty old men” would show up to the readings and that her friends accused her of “just wanting a mass orgy in your bookstore.” She defended her work, claiming that erotica can improve relationships.

“Erotica has become more prevalent because people are trying to have sex without having sex,” Haines, who was in her 20’s during the interview, told the Sun. “Others are trying to find new fantasies to make their monogamous relationships more satisfying. What the erotic offers is spontaneity, twists and turns. And it affects everyone.”

The Sun reporter attended an event at the bookstore, during which Haines read an explicit passage from a racy book titled “The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty”, which vividly detailed a sexual encounter during which a character lost her virginity.

The Daily Beast report is here, featuring more, er, detail about Ms. Haines’s readings and the reminiscences of a friend who “recalled going to New Year’s Eve parties with her at the $22 million dollar townhouses then owned byher father, Dr. Thomas Haines, a liberal activist and noted chemist, on the Upper West Side” of Manhattan.

As the agency continues to put the tawdry Petraeus affair behind it, Cosmopolitan applauds a “deputy director of the CIA we can really get behind,” and suggests that Ms. Haines, now 43, ”can help the Washington elite open up about their clandestine hookup habits and embrace the erotic out in the open.” Rest assured, though, that according to John O. Brennan, the administration’s Emir of Islamic Outreach CIA Director, Haines “knows more about covert action than anyone in the US government outside of the CIA.” 

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