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From a reader:

Jonah,

 

I’ve read many of the snippets of emails that people who have donated wrote in with their donation.  I donated $100 last week, but unfortunately, couldn’t think of anything witty enough or really worthy of getting my email posted.

 

But with the webathon still going on, I thought I would make one last somewhat pathetic attempt to get published, by hijacking something from South Park.

 

So, my ode to the webathon is

 

What would Brian Boitano do

If he read NRO

He’d give a hundred dollars to

That’s what Brian Boitano’d do

 

Thank you for all that you guys do.  The corner is my own little slice of heaven.

 

Sincerely,

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