A Hero to The Great Washed

From a reader (who stacks his words vertically for extra effect):








My admiration for your courage, already high, just went way up. I think

you should ask Derb why in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks the Brits have

separate hot and cold faucets in their public restrooms. What do they

expect, a guy to plug up the drain, fill the basin, and have a little

splash-up where everyone else’s geebers have gone before? Then, to top it

off, they have the mixer faucets in the bathtubs: the one place where you

don’t effing *need* it.

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