Lew’s Loopy Signature

Jack Lew’s signature will soon appear on our money if he’s confirmed for Secretary of the Treasury (unless Senator Sessions manages to stop him). Calling it illegible is being charitable:

Are you wondering what others think this looks like and what your signature would look like in Jack Lew’s hand? #more#

Jake Tapper of CNN has suggested that it looks like a slinky:

Others think Hostess lives on with Jack Lew:

But what would it look like on our money? Not pretty, according to New York Magazine:

If you want to see your signature in Jack Lew’s handwriting, click here.

Even President Obama joked that he reconsidered his nomination when he first saw Lew’s loopy signature:

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