Lunchdrinkaphobia

Today is 7-11, also known as Slurpee Day, and I urge all of NRO’s New York City residents to down a Big Gulp in defiance of Mayor Bloomberg’s latest proposed dietary ukase. As George Clinton would say: “Drink!  It ain’t illegal yet!” (George has been known to enjoy a super-size beverage every now and then, particularly when fries go with it, though his signature brand of energy drink is sold in barely legal 16-ounce cans.)

Fred Schwarz — Fred Schwarz is a deputy managing editor of National Review.

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