Pissing v. Peeing

Several readers think I was being unintentionally funny by saying “peeing” instead of “peeking” in this post , In fact an NRO editorial gremlin seems to have recently added a “k” to make it “peeking,” I just removed it because it wasn’t a typo. I was referring to the famous (or so I thought) line from LBJ in which he said of J. Edgar Hoover,  “I’d rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in.”

I suppose I could have ducked this whole issue entirely by letting the word peeking stay. But that would be a peeking duck.

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