Re: Re: Selling Yourself Short

Jonah, what makes you think Andy Rooney is ever going to retire, or anyone at 60 Minutes for that matter? He’s 142 years old, isn’t he? You need another 5 or 6 decades under your belt before you can qualify for such company. But I’ll leave you alone for your lobbying campaign. Barbara Comstock is one hell of a PR person, so you might want to consult her. And we all know you are just kidding. Wink wink. Nudge Nudge. Say no more.

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