Red Sox South Lawn

Just got back from the White House, where I stood out in the freezing cold with 1000 of my closest friends for 2 hours for a 15 minute ceremony that was sheer bliss. The President and Vice President welcomed the WORLD CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX to the White House. The President congratulated the Old Towne team, noting that what they accomplished took “a lot of guts and a lot of hair.” He also noted the frigid weather was in keeping with the saying that it would be a cold day when the Sox were welcomed to the White House as Series champs. I invited K-Lo to attend, but sadly she declined.

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