Some readers respond:
Remember what stopped the last shark attack surge? 9/11.
I don’t see how you can deny it. The logic is impeccable and
1. Global warming causes temperatures to rise.
2. Rising temperatures make people feel hot.
3. Hot people go to the beach
4. People at the beach go in the water
5. People in the water are the Number One cause of shark attacks–
there has never been a shark attack that did not involve people being
in the water.