From a University of Michigan Law School student (who doesn’t have the initiative to pry the dollars out of that school to get me a speaking gig there):
Your(and Cosmo’s) procrastination (presumably from your syndicated column)
directly leads to my procrastination. I just spent 10 minutes analyzing Michigan’s ranking among the other liberal elite schools, in terms of the squirrel population. I do have to concur though. I live in the law quad and the critters are quite active here. Obviously, the few conservative students at the school would love to have you for a visit. However, it may not be wise to turn Cosmo loose among the masses here. His torment would know no bounds.
Thanks for writing so well and enjoy the upcoming movie preview. Some of us
out here believe you’ve earned it!