We Absolutely Must Raise Taxes on the Rich

Based on my overflowing inbox, it’s apparent that a sizeable number of Corner readers didn’t take yesterday’s above-titled post as satire and, consequently, believe that overnight I turned into a tax-and-spend, cheese-eating surrender monkey.

Rest assured that I remain a bitter, gun-and-religion-clinging, right-wing crank who’s (naturally) a xenophobic, war-mongering racist itching to throw your grandmother over a cliff (not metaphorically) and relegate women to either kitchens or maternity wards. And I still hate science.

Henceforth, I shall endeavor to write more clearly. And to refrain from posting while driving.

Peter Kirsanow — Peter N. Kirsanow is an attorney and a member of the United States Commission on Civil Rights.

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