Twitter’s noticed that taxes on almost every American have gone up following the fiscal-cliff deal. Here are the best responses to the increase:
Because those Hawaii vacations aren’t cheap. #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek
— RedBrightandTrue (@RedBrightandTru) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeekbecause Obama Phones and birth control are more important than reducing the debt.
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek So you can pay for Socialist Security benefits you’ll never get. Biggest Ponzi scheme ever invented.
— Jon Force (@jon_force) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek Because big government comes with a price. Wait until you see your health insurance rates.
— Justin McCarthy (@jmac82) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek I voted for hope and change and all I got was this lousy paycheck.
— mrhawk (@mrhawk) January 4, 2013
Obama said he wouldn’t raise your taxes and then he raised your taxes #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek
— Charlie Foxtrot (@frog_of_war) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek Because Congress avoided the fiscal cliff by driving the rest of us into a ditch.
— Conspiracy Quean (@ConspiracyQuean) January 4, 2013
#WhyisMyPaycheckLessThisWeek because elections have consequences…
— Charles Whitmore (@cwitmore) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek Hey, somebody has to pay for $12 billion a year for wind-energy subsidies.
— Don Crowe (@BigChinoDon) January 4, 2013
Because Hollywood and Green energy need breaks, #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek
— Sean McNeilly (@TripMcNeilly) January 4, 2013
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek because Mitt Romney gave a woman cancer.
— WitteTweets (@WitteTweets) January 4, 2013