Scully Can Still Call a Brawl

Here’s seven-plus minutes of Vin Scully calling last night’s bench-clearing brawl in Dodger Stadium.

I particularly enjoyed this line, uttered at 0:59: “There’s no sense calling off names. They’re all there.”

The Dodgers scored three runs in the eighth inning to win this gladiator festival, 5–3.

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