Welcome Back, Brian!

How awesome is this?

After a concussion forced him out of baseball for more than a season, Brian Roberts returned to the Orioles yesterday and had three hits and a walk in his debut, earning some love from teammate Adam Jones. The O’s defeated the Pirates, 8-6.

H/T Zach Wilt, Baltimore Sports Report

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