This e-mailed fundraising message from Organizing for Action is best read in a Joe Pesci voice, with several large guys with broken noses in pinstriped suits punching their palms behind him and scoping out your home as he talks:
This can’t be right.
We’re just going through our records and — even though you’re one of our best supporters — it looks like you’re not a 2013 founding member.
Nothing’s changed: It still takes each of us chipping in what we can, when we can, to build the kind of grassroots movement that can win the big fights.
Please take a moment to review the supporter record associated with this exact email address:
– OFA 2013 founding member: Pending
– Suggested donation: $5
With all of us working together, we can accomplish a lot in the new year, but this is always going to be a team effort.
The post-script is, “Nice IRS return you got there, pal. Hope nothin’ happens to it.” I’m kidding.