The Corner

2 Out of 3 Ain’t Bad

From a reader:

My former law partner was a big burly Irishman who was adopted out of a New

York City orphange by a Jewish family from South Carolina when he was 10

years old. Other than getting the end of his penis snipped, he thought it a

pretty good experience.

While trying a case in Alabama his opposing counsel in closing argument

said, “Mr. Solomon is trying to crucify my client.”

Richard responded, “As for the crucifixation, I would remind the jury that

of the three people on the cross that day, two of them were thieves.” The

jury agreed.