From a reader:
My former law partner was a big burly Irishman who was adopted out of a New
York City orphange by a Jewish family from South Carolina when he was 10
years old. Other than getting the end of his penis snipped, he thought it a
pretty good experience.
While trying a case in Alabama his opposing counsel in closing argument
said, “Mr. Solomon is trying to crucify my client.”
Richard responded, “As for the crucifixation, I would remind the jury that
of the three people on the cross that day, two of them were thieves.” The
jury agreed.