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24-Hour Lift-and-Separate Biological Clock

As National Review’s in-house demography bore, I’m naturally peeved at johnny-come-latelys cashing in on my demographic alarmism shtick. From The Lingerie Post:

Leave it up to Triumph International to develop another crazy publicity bra! We’ve seen the solar powered bra and the shopping bag bra, and now there’s a new “marriage hunting” bra. Called the Konkatsu Bra, it is meant to bring attention to Japan’s struggle to keep the birthrate up. The LCD panel displays the amount of time the wearer has left to marry (thankfully, the wearer herself can set the timer!). When you do get engaged, just push your engagement ring into the special heart between the cups, and the “here comes the bride” will play!

Okay, but wait’ll you see the America Alone basque . . .

Mark Steyn is an international bestselling author, a Top 41 recording artist, and a leading Canadian human-rights activist.

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