The Corner

Abstinence Works

Paris Hilton, moral philosopher, says she’s giving up sex for a year:

She said, “I’m doing it just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I’ll put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”

A reader says “If there was a tradesports.com market on this, I know how I’d bet.”

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