Who else here is unsatisfied with Chaka’s apology? If I were editor of National Review I would immediately call Chaka into my rice paper-walled inner office and demand that he sever his pinky Yakuza-style.
Update: From a reader:
Are you mad?
Cutting off a *finger* would affect his *typing*!
Noone who knows anything about system administration would suggest *that*!
So, if you insist on this barbaric kind of punishment, think *toes*, not *fingers*.
Good point. Yakuza henchmen, I assume, never cut off their trigger fingers. Though I figure if they make it to their trigger fingers, they’ve got bigger problems.