The Corner

Advance Copy of Bill Clinton’s Speech

NRO’s crack tech team has hacked his teleprompter here in Denver. This is the key excerpt:

Senator Obama is 35 years old!

(WAIT FOR APPLAUSE)

He’s a natural born citizen of the United States!

(MORE APPLAUSE)

He is qualified to be President of the United States — and that means, he’s also qualified to be commander-in-chief!

(WILD APPLAUSE)

Thank you, and God Bless America!

(SMILE, WAVE, WINK, BITE LIP)

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