NRO’s crack tech team has hacked his teleprompter here in Denver. This is the key excerpt:
Senator Obama is 35 years old!
(WAIT FOR APPLAUSE)
He’s a natural born citizen of the United States!
He is qualified to be President of the United States — and that means, he’s also qualified to be commander-in-chief!
Thank you, and God Bless America!
(SMILE, WAVE, WINK, BITE LIP)