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Alert

I just want to alert the attendees at our Houston rodeo that none of the food served will be purchased from Whole Foods. All meats will be from artificially fattened animals and will be either deep fried or sautéed in lard or butter. All the vegetables will have been sprayed with DDT; all fruits with ALAR. Dessert shall consist of Twinkies and Moon Pies. Oh, and one more thing, all sandals must be checked at the door.

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It is now conventional punditry that should Joe Biden win in November, his vice president, in 1944-style, will sooner rather than later become president. Biden, to reboot and secure the identity-politics base, thought he had to discriminate by sex and race in advance by selecting his vice president. But given ... Read More

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