I just want to alert the attendees at our Houston rodeo that none of the food served will be purchased from Whole Foods. All meats will be from artificially fattened animals and will be either deep fried or sautéed in lard or butter. All the vegetables will have been sprayed with DDT; all fruits with ALAR. Dessert shall consist of Twinkies and Moon Pies. Oh, and one more thing, all sandals must be checked at the door.