Do you live in the Washington DC area? Are you excited by the prospect of getting me sandwiches and playing with my dog? Would you love to understand how I can spend all day on my couch? Do you like rubbing feet and cleaning up empty beer cans? Would you be interested in listening to me make unholy sounds while I nap during the day? Would you love to hear me scream at the TV and crumple the newspaper? Would you laugh with me as I dodge calls from Rich Lowry and ignore his deadlines?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you can be an intern at my house!