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Another Romney Idea

A reader provides an alternative to his baptism by Dr. Dobson:

According to a rumor I’m starting, Romney will be announcing his conversion to Judaism. This is why the speech is scheduled during Hannukah, so he can stand in front of a lit menorah.

UPDATE: As if we hadn’t gotten silly enough:

Your reader made me laugh but I think the better solution for Romney would be to become a tree worshiper. The Mormon problem goes away and so would the gardeners.

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