A reader e-mails:
I think it’s time that NRO came out on the most important question facing Americans next week. That is, of course — Cranberry Sauce: Can-shaped or Fresh?
I should hope that the good conservatives of NRO will agree that the namby-pamby French-style berry-shaped sauce is [not for real Americans]– real Americans eat it shaped like the can (as God intended). Could you see John Wayne eating anything else? Or …Ronald Reagan?
I confess to being ashamed of my answer.