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Anything you can loathe I can loathe better

Jonah, in fairness to Governor Romney, his claim to hate polygamy is more plausible than Giuliani’s claim to hate abortion. Oh, wait, that was last week.

But maybe he should have pledged to hunt down every polygamist to the gates of hell, and then cracked a Dr Evil grin.

Also on the subject of inauthenticity, I notice since Rich complained about Mitt saying “Golly!” too much, Jonah has now begun saying it: “Golly, I can think of a long list of things worse than polygamy.” Jiminy, I’d hate to be married to someone who said “Golly!” all the time. I can’t think of anything worse than gollygamy.

Mark Steyn is an international bestselling author, a Top 41 recording artist, and a leading Canadian human-rights activist.
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