I have been arrested for Thoughtcrime & am being held at the Ministry of
No, wait a minute, I don’t need that one quite yet. I do have a slight
The folks at operational HQ are putting together some Derb
memorabilia–T-shirts, mugs, sphygmomanometers, that sort of thing. They
want some representative Derb quotes to decorate these objects with. I am
clueless about my own stuff, I have no idea what, if anything, I have ever
said that is memorable or striking. It’s like not being able to tickle
yourself, or smell your own bad breath.
If any phrases of mine have stuck in your head, please e-mail & tell me.
Use my private e-address (email@example.com) with subject line DERB
QUOTES. The shorter, the better, say the HQ guys. My NRO stuff is all in
the archives. My NRODT stuff is here.
If we can come up with more than a handful, a talking doll will follow…