I had a signing snafu in California. I signed a book for a lady named Bonnie, who left and than came back upset: I had signed it Donnie! So if anyone named Donnie out there would like a personally inscribed copy of Banquo’s Ghosts, just send me your coordinates and I’ll send it off to you free of charge.
UPDATE: Sorry. Taken. Please no more e-mails from Donnies!