Slate asked 31 novelists how they intend to vote. The number committed to Bush? Four. But don’t worry. One of the four, Robert Ferrigno, got off the best lines in the piece:
“Most novelists live in their imagination, which is a fine place to be until the bad guys come knock knock knocking….I’ll be voting for Bush because his approach to stopping the people who want to kill my children is the right one, i.e., kill them first.”