Remember the days when our segregated society was so deeply prejudiced that different groups had to use separate bathrooms. Happily we’re now such a diverse multicultural utopia that different groups have to use separate bathrooms. Among the phrases I would never have expected the English language to have much use for is this one:
“Muslim-only washrooms that can be accessed only with a secret push-button code.”
No wonder so many infidels were in Washington this weekend singing “Give pees a chance.”
Ask not for whom the can flushes, it flushes for thee.