The Corner

Battleground Roadtrip

If the election were held this past weekend and drivers on I-80 were

the only voters, Bush would have crushed Kerry. On my way through New

Jersey, Pennsylvania and Ohio, Bush bumper-stickers outnumbered Kerry

2-1. Michigan yard signs leaned more Kerry, even in conservative rural

farm areas. Illinois bumper-stickers clearly went Kerry.

If Pennsylvania ends up deciding the Electoral College vote, I’m moving

to Canada. Any state that can’t put decent restaurants/rest stops near

the highway doesn’t deserve suffrage.