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CBS
Late Late Show
May 3, 2005
34:00
Bill Maher: “I think that there is no perspective. People have no perspective, especially about crime. You know, zero tolerance. You know, of course, nobody ever wants to see a child, you know, diddled. That’s just plain wrong. But even the people who are testifying against him, they’re saying that he serviced them. They didn’t service him.”
Craig Ferguson: “You don’t have kids, do you, Bill?”
Maher: “No.”
Ferguson: “No. I have a son. It makes me crazy, this thing, this Michael Jackson thing. It drives me, the idea of someone touching my kid, I would go, I nearly swore there. I’d go crazy.”
Maher: “Very wrong. But, you know, I remember when I was a kid. I was savagely beaten once by bullies in the schoolyard. Savagely beaten. If I had a choice between being savagely beaten and being gently masturbated by a pop star. It’s just me.”
Ferguson: “The always controversial Bill Maher, everybody.”
Maher: “What? That’s it?”
Ferguson: “Bill Maher. We’ll be right back with Rain Pryor.”