Many readers have e-mailed in to share my distress over the marriage of Anna
Faris. There is wellnigh universal agreement on Ms. Faris’s tremendous
bodaciousness. (Though some readers prefer “bodacity.”)
There are schools of thought within the general agreement, though. The main
division concerns Ms. Faris’s hair. Is she more bodacious blonde (Scary
Movie 3) or brunette (Scary Movie 2)?
I think I prefer the blonde Ms. Faris (or Mrs. Indra, as she now is).
It’s not an easy choice, though. As the Duke of Wellington remarked after
the Battle of Waterloo: “It has been a d***ed nice thing — the nearest run
thing you ever saw in your life…”