Though not quite up to the standard of the classic New York Post headline HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR, this morning’s front page (in my print copy, but not on the web) of that august periodical has a picture of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton sitting together in a limousine seat on their way from some L.A. night club. Headline: BIMBO SUMMIT.