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The Breakfast of Champion Dreher’s

I’ve been trying to eat healthier to stall the slow physical meltdown that comes with sitting all day trying to write a book. So I bought this natural healthy-seeming cereal I’d never heard of before. Everytime I glance at the box I think of Rod becase I misread the slogan at the top: “100% NATURAL CRUNCHY CON CEREAL.” It actually says “CORN CEREAL,” but what NRO-nik can see the word “crunchy” and not think “con”???


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