Sorry to be such a weenie, but apparently a whole new crop of liberal emailers now take everything I write very, very literally. Including my desire to disinter hundreds of people and hang them in the village square. Also, I’m apparently an ignoramus for not knowing that the Crooked Timber of Humanity is a collection of the greatest minds and journalists of the 21st century and that I’m a fraud compared to their collective accomplishments. I’m sorry, I didn’t know. Thanks to all those correspondents for correcting me.