Further to my posts on the paramilitarized bureaucracy and the US Government’s Bunny Team Six (the Seal Team Six for real men) comes the news that the State of Wisconsin has a Deer Team Six. It took no fewer than nine crack commandoes from the Department of Natural Resources plus four deputy sheriffs to swoop down on the Society of St Francis in order to euthanize a fawn.
As Bing Crosby so wisely advised, “I surrender deer.“
Somewhere in Waziristan Mullah Omar is thanking Allah that he’s not an unlicensed doe.