From a reader in response to today’s column:
If this means nothing to you, ask an older Catholic:
One of Buckley’s greatest one-liners, printed in National Review, A Journal of Fact and Opinion (back before it became NR), c. 1964:
If a liberal Catholic is dying, does he ask the priest to give him Moderate Unction?
(You can check your index if you like, but I’ll bet I got it nearly exactly right.)