Anyone interested in reading in full the Canadian Islamic Congress’ case against me and my Maclean’s colleagues can find it here.
If convicted, I promise to re-publish the offending pieces in a special all-Islamophobic anthology. Of course, we’ll have to do that this side of the border, but I’ll use the old bootlegging runs around Lake Memphremagog to smuggle it across the Maple Curtain into Canada. Look for me selling it off the back of the pick-up in the parking lot of La Belle Province at Ange-Gardien, alternate Tuesdays. I’ll be wearing a false beard over my real beard.