The Corner

Christmas Present Hint

Going to demonstrate my Ann Coulter doll to a visitor yesterday, I

discovered that she has lost her voice.

If anyone can think of a use for a voiceless Ann Coulter doll, please let me

know.

Er… On second thought, and from past experience with the NRO readership,

I think I would rather you all NOT let me know.

John Derbyshire — Mr. Derbyshire is a former contributing editor of National Review.
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