Yo Cosmo, I feel your pain, man. Been through the cone-collar business
myself. We need to get PETA protesting those things. A word to the wise:
work hard on the mournful big-eyes why-you-doin-this-to-me stare. Some
strategic whining–not too much, it ticks them off, and not at night. Hold
off the food as much as you can & don’t jump up eagerly for walkies the way
you normally do. A little barf on the white rug maybe–but that’s a
judgment call. They’ll soon come round. You in for the poker game Friday?
P.S. You hear about Benny? Heart worm! Such a nice guy, and no age at
all. See ya.