The Corner

Cone Collar

Yo Cosmo, I feel your pain, man. Been through the cone-collar business

myself. We need to get PETA protesting those things. A word to the wise:

work hard on the mournful big-eyes why-you-doin-this-to-me stare. Some

strategic whining–not too much, it ticks them off, and not at night. Hold

off the food as much as you can & don’t jump up eagerly for walkies the way

you normally do. A little barf on the white rug maybe–but that’s a

judgment call. They’ll soon come round. You in for the poker game Friday?

P.S. You hear about Benny? Heart worm! Such a nice guy, and no age at

all. See ya.

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