From an e-mailer:
K-Lo,
The cat’s out of the bag! (ClicheCons) It seems different conservatives have different viewpoints! (DiffCons) There are as many conservative subsets as there are conservatives.
Have conspiracy theories? You’re a ConCon.
Love the arts? Consider yourself a CultCon.
Married? Ball&ChainCons
From Naples? NeopoliCon
Annoying? Sorry, you’re still a liberal.
Scroll along The Corner today, though…I think ConCon is definitely taken.