From a reader:
Jonah : My Cosmo sweatshirt has finally arrived (The “IT” Dog of the Americam Right). I love it. I promptly put it on and stepped outside. Immediately squirrels and chipmunks started chattering and scurried up trees; little bunnies ran and hid in the bushes. Even the deer started snorting and pawing at the ground. The only problem is that my two goldens are ignoring me now; I think that they are jealous.